I Just Want To Be A Tugboat Captain

Ask me anything   I drew these pictures. ALL BY MYSELF!

Okay Tumblr, real talk: I have spent ALL DAY drawing this picture of a topless woman in space riding a centaur who is wearing a Slayer t-shirt and lighting a stick of dynamite to fight off a flock of pterodactyls. This is my own original pen and ink drawing, no Photoshop, no Manga Studio, and it’s not a picture of a cat reblogged for the billionth time. If this post just lays here without getting any notes, I OFFICIALLY GIVE THE FUCK UP. Thank you.

Okay Tumblr, real talk: I have spent ALL DAY drawing this picture of a topless woman in space riding a centaur who is wearing a Slayer t-shirt and lighting a stick of dynamite to fight off a flock of pterodactyls. This is my own original pen and ink drawing, no Photoshop, no Manga Studio, and it’s not a picture of a cat reblogged for the billionth time. If this post just lays here without getting any notes, I OFFICIALLY GIVE THE FUCK UP. Thank you.

— 1 day ago with 15 notes
#but really i love tumblr  #centaur  #slayer  #pterodactyl  #dynamite  #sci-fi  #fantasy 
Took my sketchbook on the bus today.

Took my sketchbook on the bus today.

— 2 days ago with 3 notes
I may have been in a bad mood when I drew this.

I may have been in a bad mood when I drew this.

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
moleskinelovers:

Sketchbook pages from that time I walked to Crescent Park and found a dead chupacabra in the bushes.

moleskinelovers:

Sketchbook pages from that time I walked to Crescent Park and found a dead chupacabra in the bushes.

— 1 week ago with 57 notes
#chupacabra 
A drawing I did for a friend of his D&D character: Flint Lightning, Dwarf fighter. He’s especially skilled at turning random objects into weapons by throwing them. Like sporks.

A drawing I did for a friend of his D&D character: Flint Lightning, Dwarf fighter. He’s especially skilled at turning random objects into weapons by throwing them. Like sporks.

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#dungeons and dragons  #dwarf 
BREAKING NEWS: Shock-metal band GWAR replace deceased frontman Oderus Urungus with Dolores O’Riordan of the Cranberries.

BREAKING NEWS: Shock-metal band GWAR replace deceased frontman Oderus Urungus with Dolores O’Riordan of the Cranberries.

— 1 week ago with 10 notes
#gwar  #vulvatron 
More sketching in Colombia. Left: statues in Monserrate. Right: gates of the walled city of Cartagena.

More sketching in Colombia. Left: statues in Monserrate. Right: gates of the walled city of Cartagena.

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It’s finally done! Here’s The Ballad of Bloody Babs, me and Candy Sue's entry in the 2014 Comics Workshop Composition Competition. Hi-res (more readable) version is posted here. Please read it, we worked really hard on it!

— 2 weeks ago with 12 notes
#comic art  #The Ballad of Bloody Babs  #comics workshop  #composition competition 2014 
Some marker doodling in Bogota, Colombia. Left: the view from the window of my hotel. Right: another tattoo design that’s totally up for grabs if anyone wants it.

Some marker doodling in Bogota, Colombia. Left: the view from the window of my hotel. Right: another tattoo design that’s totally up for grabs if anyone wants it.

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes

I just finished inking The Ballad of Bloody Babs, all 14 pages of it. From here the pages go to Candy Sue of Fiddles and Fistfights for coloring and the whole thing will be posted right here on Monday, September 15th! (Or possibly the day after—I’ll actually be in Bogota, Colombia then but I’ll do my best). 

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes
#The Ballad of Bloody Babs  #comic art  #Barbara Graham 
Someone’s going to regret that. From The Ballad of Bloody Babs.

Someone’s going to regret that. From The Ballad of Bloody Babs.

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More Ballad of Bloody Babs. Flashbacks! Inappropriate ass grabbing!

More Ballad of Bloody Babs. Flashbacks! Inappropriate ass grabbing!

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